Yeah, um, right. You just made 1.65 billion. Might be time to head to the Range Rover dealership. Might be time to call and see if South Beach is open (p.s. - I think it is. They don't close Florida.) Might be time to get Paris Hilton's cell number.
Or, at the very least, you might want to hold your "I'm rich, beeotch" celebratory lunch at someplace else OTHER than TGI Friday's (yeah, the red and white striped awnings sort of give it away.). Try Ruths Chris or something. But you have three commas and 10 figures now. Upgrade. (D-bags.)
In honor of your business deal, and the absolute dork-fest that was that video you just posted, Eric Cartman will now use your service to sing you a song.
and also, there's no point to this link, so don't click on it.
yh&os,
Mike,
ReplyDeletehow about Manhatten this weekend. You are unreachable by conventional methods of communication. give me a call or e-mail.
Dogg - drop a note to tlbradmin@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteI don't have regular access to a cell or a laptop...and it's fantastic.
(but I also have car payments, which given the current work stoppage, is not exactly fantastic.)