Quarter to Three, Saturday Afternoon

How was your weekend?

You know, I just kind of hung out.

I was...god, Friday, when I went home, I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich.

And I was just obsessing about it and I was like: "Man, I'm gonna make one of those."

So Saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs and I boiled them all. And then I just - I spent - I don't know, probably three hours...like, three-and-a-half hours making...you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika...and, you know, all the accoutrement.

And then, by the time I was done, I just really didn't feel like eating it.

And I didn't have any bread.

So, you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend.
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