Bring Your Own Lunch; Bring Your Own Salami My dad emailed me a clip from "The Kid From Brooklyn's" website about Yankee Stadium.

Generally, when it's a forward, and it's anti-New York Yankee, it's for me and I'll take three... But this was one part funny, one part vulgar, and another part disturbing. Let's recap:

• The funny part was that he was right about the Toilet's raw hot dogs and "piss warm beer." And the visual of him at the concession stand is priceless.
• The vulgar part came when he used the word that I replace with shampoo about 347 times in a two-minute span.
• The disturbing part is when you realize that this 400 lb. guy, who looks like the strange offspring of Don Corleone and Mike Francesa, is sitting in his basement, in a wife-beater, spewing profanities into a webcam.

To view this video, click here. And if you're at work, you might want to close your door.

I also put the Kid From Brooklyn's Website on the links, under "the Big Man's Always Happy To See Ya." Please check it out.
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Yay! Martina Hingis is coming back!

Love the Swiss Miss. I wonder if she ever gets drunk, gets bitter, picks up the phone, and decided to drunk dial her ex-Sergio Garcia and taunt him about not having won a major...and her having won five.
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Was doing a little bit of baseball reading today and stumbled on this tasty bit from the New York Daily News:

"The Yankees so far have not tipped their hand on whether they'll get in on Damon, but their need for a center fielder is obvious, to the point that manager Joe Torre went on the ''Tony Danza Show' to dismiss a report that he was contemplating using Alex Rodriguez or Derek Jeter in center, which he was quoted as saying in a Reuters dispatch. He also told the Reuters reporter that closer Mariano Rivera could play center, too, Torre said, making light of the report, but that did not appear in print."

The TONY DANZA Show??? WTF?!?!? C'mon Rick Cerrone...what, was the Kid from Brooklyn booked?
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This story is a bit troubling. But, in its own sick and ironic way, it's funny.

The guy from "Shoot the Freak" turns into "Stab the Jet fan."
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Manny Ramirez just put his $6.9 million dollar apartment up for sale, in advance of his being traded from the Red Sox.

I am not in favor of this, but I am resigned to it. But not this fan of the Olde Towners. Nope, he started a website called KeepManny.com. Click on it and check it out.

In a related story, I just began a website for a cause I believe in. Log onto www.gotodinnerwithmescarlettjohannson.com.

(p.s. - the site doesn't work, nor do I think it will...she's with that Josh Hartnett guy and I think that he is so ewww.)
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ESPN Full Court tonight - Golden Eagles at the Cornhuskers, 7 p.m. CST.
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Paul Konerko? Whoop-de-damn-do.
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The h.c. of the new Kings of New York, the Iona Gaels, was interviewed on Mike and the Mad Dog this afternoon. Click over to WFAN's homepage and listen in.
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Word out of the Patriots' locker room is that ProJo beat writer Tom E. Curran and backup linebacker Monty Beisel got into it.

How refreshing, Beisel is finally trying to hit someone. Typically, he missed.
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That's it. Have a nice night.

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