This is the first post to my new blog. I'm starting this thing because it's better than doing nothing all day.
And besides, all the crap that goes through my head on a daily basis needs to be released, otherwise it could hurt someone. Namely, me. Kinda like when Khan put that worm in Chekov's ear in Star Trek II...
(author's note: I am not a Trekkie...I have kissed a girl. The worm incident is the only thing I remember from the lone Star Trek movie I have ever viewed. )
I am also starting this thing because I need to write more. And, as of this morning, they're not handing out writing jobs at Dunkin Donuts and my cellphone isn't bombarded by people who think my inane banter is marketable.
Not to say this stuff is going to put me in the 40/40 Club (E-S-P-N on the screen...), but I could always make up a story about going there, drinking Cristal and dancing with Tara Reid and you'd never know.
Ok, just needed to get this blog going. Off to do more of nothing, which might seem like a mathematical impossibility, but it's not.
Oh, and in case you're wondering what the name of the blog - TLBR - stands for...well, keep wondering. Hypothesize, even, because it's a secret. If I ever do get readers to this thing, feel free to send in your ideas or suggestions. If in the rare case you get it, well, I'll send you a prize. If you send in something really creative or witty, you'll receive an email telling you such.
Tomorrow - my first blog gimmick. The return of "The Hand."