The Long, National Nightmare is Ovuh
Well, it's not really long, or national, or a nightmare. It's actually more a short-term regional issue.
But regardless, I now own a new car. With brakes. And those brakes work, which is a plus.

2001 Volvo S60, loaded. And by loaded, I mean "brakes and whole bunch of other shit that, while is nice and convenient, don't stop the car when you want it to."
So good for me. Yay, me.
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Well, I'm gonna go enjoy the outside. Hopefully whomever you are, whereever you are, so can you.
One.