Last of two days in the office. I have lots of stuff to get off my computer, like old files and about 2 GB of Coldplay songs.
But there's a problem. My computer is Windows 98. Good luck finding a CD burner or external hard drive that's compatible.
And it teases you. When you plug it in, it tells you "hey, you just plugged a CD burner in! Way to go! This is gonna be awesome. Let the burning commence."
Except, when it comes time to click and drag, it politely tells you "Nope. Sorry. I'm not ready for a commitment right now. Don't you want to just use the floppy disk?"
Since the window of me being fired and escorted from campus is closing by the minute, I was thinking of painting my face like Braveheart, tying the desktop to the back of the luxury sedan, and driving it around campus yelling FREEDOM!!!
Or, I should just get some lunch, chalk up the 2003 live show in Portugal, and work on raising the blood sugar and lowering the angst levels.