Wednesday, August 17, 2005
End the Kevin Millar Era, Too
Ok, I'm tired of it.
Tired of the balls pulled foul, third base side.
Tired of the balls pulled foul, first base side, followed by the little bunny hop.
Tired of the strikeout.
Tired of the walks and the flipping of the bat down right on the plate so that the batboy has to go and get it.
Tired of the slap-base hit.
Tired of the four home run count.
Tired of the virtual automatic and unproductive out.
Tired of the warning track power.
Tired of the shenanigans.
I want production. I want someone with an OPS higher than .700. Or a home run on the road. Platoon Olerud, Petagine and Youkilis at first. Play Kapler everyday in right. Hell, even T-Graff has a 1B mitt.
But end the Kevin Millar error, er, era. Please.
Tired of the balls pulled foul, third base side.
Tired of the balls pulled foul, first base side, followed by the little bunny hop.
Tired of the strikeout.
Tired of the walks and the flipping of the bat down right on the plate so that the batboy has to go and get it.
Tired of the slap-base hit.
Tired of the four home run count.
Tired of the virtual automatic and unproductive out.
Tired of the warning track power.
Tired of the shenanigans.
I want production. I want someone with an OPS higher than .700. Or a home run on the road. Platoon Olerud, Petagine and Youkilis at first. Play Kapler everyday in right. Hell, even T-Graff has a 1B mitt.
But end the Kevin Millar error, er, era. Please.
