Monday, August 15, 2005
Lefties Do It Right
Sorry for the weekend delay. Unfortunately, TLBR has been the lone deficiency in the wholesale substitutions of life these past two weeks. My humble apologies.
But, after driving back to the once and former home base from the Northern Campus, I was informed that due to rampant power surges throughout the lower Westchester area, my office had no A/C.
No A/C is one thing. But sitting at your desk and wondering if you're straddling the equator is another. Greenpeace is handing out pamphlets outside my suite, urging people to stop the destruction of the rain forests. Tarzan is instant messaging Jane two computers over. You get the point.
So what to do when it's a hazy, hot and humid 90 at the desk? Go golfing. So, at 2:20, TLBR will transform to TLGR, and all will be well.
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Kudos to Phil Mickelson, he of the GLHW (Golfs Left, Hot Wife) demographic. I'm an unabashed Tiger supporter. I want Tiger to win break the record and win 118 majors, not just the 18 that is the current benchmark. But since Tiger isn't perfect (just merely Tiger), if he can't win, then I want Phil to win. If Phil can't win, then (in no particular order), I want these guys to win: Chris DeMarco, Brad Faxon, Jason Gore, Stuart Appleby, Ernie Els.
Ok, gotta go hit 'em to the right and often.
(hole in) One.
But, after driving back to the once and former home base from the Northern Campus, I was informed that due to rampant power surges throughout the lower Westchester area, my office had no A/C.
No A/C is one thing. But sitting at your desk and wondering if you're straddling the equator is another. Greenpeace is handing out pamphlets outside my suite, urging people to stop the destruction of the rain forests. Tarzan is instant messaging Jane two computers over. You get the point.
So what to do when it's a hazy, hot and humid 90 at the desk? Go golfing. So, at 2:20, TLBR will transform to TLGR, and all will be well.
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Kudos to Phil Mickelson, he of the GLHW (Golfs Left, Hot Wife) demographic. I'm an unabashed Tiger supporter. I want Tiger to win break the record and win 118 majors, not just the 18 that is the current benchmark. But since Tiger isn't perfect (just merely Tiger), if he can't win, then I want Phil to win. If Phil can't win, then (in no particular order), I want these guys to win: Chris DeMarco, Brad Faxon, Jason Gore, Stuart Appleby, Ernie Els.
Ok, gotta go hit 'em to the right and often.
(hole in) One.
