Nothing Special In Particular
Well, the rumor that had surfaced a few weeks back is starting to get legs. Former Red Sox (check!) pitcher Derek Lowe is canoodling with an L.A. sportscaster.
D-Lowe - and if you're scoring at home, the "D" stands for "Dirtbag" - has been fooling around
with Fox Sports Net's Carolyn Hughes
Oh well. Thanks for the tailing fastball to Terrence Long in 2003, game 3 of the 2004 ALDS, game 7 of the 2004 ALCS, and game 4 of the 2004 World Series. Now square up your situation and be a man, a husband, and a father.
TLBR has kept up with the trials and tribulations of Australian (check!) Schapelle Corby. Her plight seems to be sealed now
, as the Indonesia courts have rejected her appeals. Corby will be spending the good part of the rest of her life in an inhumane prison. Here's hoping and wishing her the best she possibly can be.
"I am not allowed to take it off at any time, and I am not allowed, while in my home, to have any padding under the strap," she once told fans during an Internet chat. "I hope none of you ever has to wear one."
"It" is an ankle bracelet that monitors movement for those who are on house arrest. "She" is Martha Stewart.
And "Martha Stewart" is a convicted felon who got less time than she really deserved because she's some sort of noblesse oblige celebrity who cried "victim" and bought "justice."
Martha, you're a prisoner. You committed a crime. You should've gotten 20 years. But no. You did minimal time. You're a dagnabbin' felon. If it were me, I'd still be in there with Buddy Cianci and Sammy the Bull.
I'm sorry the ankle bracelet isn't Prada. I'm sorry you're getting a rash from it. Maybe you should've thought about that before trying to get slickwith your insider trading.
And you should be lucky that you didn't receive that sort of treatment Ii've seen female inmates get on those movies on Cinemax around 11:30 at night. (Skinamax? It's a good thing.)
Can you get a ticket for playing "beirut
" in Jersey? Yes, you can
. Rack 'em and no blowing..
---New studies about ecstacy show that it may help with Parkinson's
...but it does impair judgement, like dancing like a tool and enjoying techno music.
Wedding Crashers: see it.This one, too
That's it from here. Busy day tomorrow with the Mets and my new favorite National League squad, the Milwaukee Brewers (more on that later) and then to Coldplay in the Bob Uecker seats.