Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Angry, vol. 1., edition 1
Since I can't vent my anger in its usual forms at work, I decided to leave the room when I have had the privilege of watching Matt Clement hit two batters and then throw pitches to the complete opposite place from where Jason Varitek wants them.
If you notice, some of the keys listed below had something to do with getting seven innings of quality starts out of the starters. This does not meet that key.
However, Renteria got on. And, to my chagrin, the two guys who were supposed to knock him in, did not.
If there were a little tiny kitty cat here right now, I'd probably stomp on it. But alas, there is no tiny kitty.
Oh, what was that? A home run. 5-0.
Shampoo Matt Clement. Shampoo him. Shampoo using the euphemism "shampoo." Shampooing get him the shampoo off the shampooing mound. He's shampooing the whole thing up.
One.
If you notice, some of the keys listed below had something to do with getting seven innings of quality starts out of the starters. This does not meet that key.
However, Renteria got on. And, to my chagrin, the two guys who were supposed to knock him in, did not.
If there were a little tiny kitty cat here right now, I'd probably stomp on it. But alas, there is no tiny kitty.
Oh, what was that? A home run. 5-0.
Shampoo Matt Clement. Shampoo him. Shampoo using the euphemism "shampoo." Shampooing get him the shampoo off the shampooing mound. He's shampooing the whole thing up.
One.
