Sunday, February 05, 2006
Worst. Super Bowl. Ever.
The only thing that would make this game good would be if Bill Cowher got some sense in that stupid chin of his and went into the locker room where all the former Super Bowl MVP's were, and asked Tom Brady if he wouldn't mind putting on a pair of shoulder pads and a Roethlisberger jersey.
Or if they cut to Suzy Kolber and Joe Namath, in his best Joe Paterno costume, grabs the sexy Seattle sideline reporter and slurs "my offer sssstill sssssstands, Sssssssuzy."
And Chris Berman in the Shaggy Dog commercial? Holy jumping the shark, that sucked. And Al Michaels referencing Lake Placid and the 1980 United States hockey team. Holy jumping the shark, that's pathetic.
Can't wait till the 70 year olds play halftime.
This sucks.
Or if they cut to Suzy Kolber and Joe Namath, in his best Joe Paterno costume, grabs the sexy Seattle sideline reporter and slurs "my offer sssstill sssssstands, Sssssssuzy."
And Chris Berman in the Shaggy Dog commercial? Holy jumping the shark, that sucked. And Al Michaels referencing Lake Placid and the 1980 United States hockey team. Holy jumping the shark, that's pathetic.
Can't wait till the 70 year olds play halftime.
This sucks.
