Sunday, April 30, 2006
10 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen To Joe Magrane do D-Rays Games on FSN Florida
1. Hammer nails into my head
2. Get a lapdance from Joan and Melissa Rivers
3. Hammer nails into every vital organ in my body that would fail to work when punctured with a nail
4. Sit next to the D-Ray heckler guy that thinks he's really funny
5. Hammer nails into the D-Ray heckler guy (wait, I would like to do that)
6. Eat a bowl of maggots
7. Delete all the good songs on my iPod and replace them with "The Best of Wham!"
8. Have Wily Mo Pena tape a nail to his bat and hit me with it
9. Fight to the death with Jet Li
10. Or Bob Sapp (below)
(oh my God, Magrane just referred to Linda Ronstadt's "Blue Bayou" in a homophonic way, like "blew by you" for a fastball from Scott Kazmir...can someone at the Trop please lob a smart bomb in there? And can MLB Extra Innings never, ever show a Red Sox game and not have it be the NESN feed? C'mon, it's complete bullshit.)
2. Get a lapdance from Joan and Melissa Rivers
3. Hammer nails into every vital organ in my body that would fail to work when punctured with a nail
4. Sit next to the D-Ray heckler guy that thinks he's really funny
5. Hammer nails into the D-Ray heckler guy (wait, I would like to do that)
6. Eat a bowl of maggots
7. Delete all the good songs on my iPod and replace them with "The Best of Wham!"
8. Have Wily Mo Pena tape a nail to his bat and hit me with it
9. Fight to the death with Jet Li
10. Or Bob Sapp (below)
(oh my God, Magrane just referred to Linda Ronstadt's "Blue Bayou" in a homophonic way, like "blew by you" for a fastball from Scott Kazmir...can someone at the Trop please lob a smart bomb in there? And can MLB Extra Innings never, ever show a Red Sox game and not have it be the NESN feed? C'mon, it's complete bullshit.)
