Wednesday, May 17, 2006
On Further Review
Crimes committed in airports are now Federal crimes.
Jermaine Dye of the White Sox went yard.
Hawk Harrelson and his douchebag sidekick did the "You can put it on the booooooooard...YES!" schtick.
I had an empty glass.
I weighed the fact that I'll probably be sleeping here on the floor vs. sleeping on some sort of cart, with a permanent record. I also weighed in that I would be a first-offender and that it would be expunged from my record if I stayed straight for a year.
And I decided not to throw it.
But heaven help Effy the waitress if AJ Pierzynski takes Seth McClung deep.
(one)
Jermaine Dye of the White Sox went yard.
Hawk Harrelson and his douchebag sidekick did the "You can put it on the booooooooard...YES!" schtick.
I had an empty glass.
I weighed the fact that I'll probably be sleeping here on the floor vs. sleeping on some sort of cart, with a permanent record. I also weighed in that I would be a first-offender and that it would be expunged from my record if I stayed straight for a year.
And I decided not to throw it.
But heaven help Effy the waitress if AJ Pierzynski takes Seth McClung deep.
(one)
