Saturday, May 20, 2006
The Return Home 360
Sitting here in the Marine Air Terminal at LaGuardia, a bit early for my flight back to O'Hare...enjoying watching the sight of Mets 3B David Wright hitting doubles over the head of a feeble-looking and foible-fielding Johnny Damon in straightaway center.
Sitting next to me is CNN's Anderson Cooper. I nodded, as to say: "I know who you are, enjoy your work, and don't really want to make a big deal of it."
He nodded back, as to say: "I read TLBR everyday and it's where I get many of my ideas for my top-rated TV show."
Or something like that.
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Joe Buck and Tim McCarver - they're sort of the Punxatawney Phil of baseball commentators - when you see your shadow during Fox's first Saturday afternoon baseball game of the year, you know there's only five more months of weekly ineptitude and suckitude thanks to these two shampoowads (and Kevin Kennedy on the pre-game show...Jeanne Zelasko gets a free pass 'cuz she got a real purty mouth...)
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Can't even begin to tell you how tough it is to get back on this plane.
Would love to be on the 2:30 departure to Boston, rather than the 4:10 to Chi-town. Oh well.
Whatever is whatever.
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Saw the Texas Double Whopper/"I Am Hungry" commercial from Burger King. It's a play on Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman."
Dumb funny, yo.
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Good weekend in NY. Can't say there are any crazy stories, because there aren't. I guess I can thank shampooing Delta or whomever cancelled my flight and threw a monkeywrench into the plate glass window that is my circadian rhythm. Last night, I eschewed a night and subsequent early morning in Manhattan for about 11 hours of sleep.
Old man, here.
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Alright, that's all from here. Enjoy the sunny day.
To the next step.
One.
Sitting next to me is CNN's Anderson Cooper. I nodded, as to say: "I know who you are, enjoy your work, and don't really want to make a big deal of it."
He nodded back, as to say: "I read TLBR everyday and it's where I get many of my ideas for my top-rated TV show."
Or something like that.
-----
Joe Buck and Tim McCarver - they're sort of the Punxatawney Phil of baseball commentators - when you see your shadow during Fox's first Saturday afternoon baseball game of the year, you know there's only five more months of weekly ineptitude and suckitude thanks to these two shampoowads (and Kevin Kennedy on the pre-game show...Jeanne Zelasko gets a free pass 'cuz she got a real purty mouth...)
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Can't even begin to tell you how tough it is to get back on this plane.
Would love to be on the 2:30 departure to Boston, rather than the 4:10 to Chi-town. Oh well.
Whatever is whatever.
-----
Saw the Texas Double Whopper/"I Am Hungry" commercial from Burger King. It's a play on Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman."
Dumb funny, yo.
-----
Good weekend in NY. Can't say there are any crazy stories, because there aren't. I guess I can thank shampooing Delta or whomever cancelled my flight and threw a monkeywrench into the plate glass window that is my circadian rhythm. Last night, I eschewed a night and subsequent early morning in Manhattan for about 11 hours of sleep.
Old man, here.
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Alright, that's all from here. Enjoy the sunny day.
To the next step.
One.
