Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Things to Do With $26,000,000.00 Dollars
1. Pay A-Rod for a season.
2. Buy 86,666 iPods.
3. Or 3,270,440 orders of boneless buffalo wings from Chili's.
4. Put a down payment on a house in Rhode Island, the Cape, Sydney, Melbourne, Dublin, and Amsterdam.
5. This, times 26.
6. Three words: custom. made. suits.
7. Something sensible, like pay off my student loans and car...split the cash with my family and friends...invest a chunk in a long-term, high-yield CD while saving a bit to play around in the stock market.
Now, I'm sure you're asking yourself "why is he making grandiose plans with such a bundle of cah?"
The answer is simple: I got an email from a most trusted friend this morning. His name is Mr. David Major.
According to Mssr. Major, there was a terrible accident in January of 2004, and an individual died while leaving behind a tremendous fortune of $65,000,000.
Major emailed me today on my Hotmail account and wished for me to share in this great fortune. Take a look:
From : Mr David Major
Reply-To : davidmajor@i12.com
Sent : Tuesday, June 6, 2006 11:23 AM
Subject : PLEASE GET BACK TO ME
My Dear Friend,
I am Mr. David Major, the Auditor of United Bank for Africa Plc (U.B.A). I have an obscured business suggestion for you. One of our clients/personal friend, Late Mr. Kim Sean unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash on January 31st 2000 including his wife and
his only daughter.
Late Mr. Kim Sean is a foreigner and the manager of Granite Minning Nig, a chemical engineer by profession and he died since the year 2000. No other person knows about this account or
anything concerning it. After further investigation it was also discovered that Mr. Kim Sean's next of kin is his daughter who died with him, hence the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proves to me as well that his company does not know anything about this account and the amount involved is US$65m [Sixty five million Dollars].
I am contacting you to stand and act as the next of kin to Mr. Kim Sean. At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40% of the total amount, while 60% will be for me, and any
expenses which you and me may incur during the process of this transaction will also be
reconciled afterwards.
Let me have your confidential Telephone, Fax and mobile Numbers.
Yours Truly,
Mr. David Major
I wrote Mr. David Major back, telling him how delighted I was that he would pick me - ME! of all people - to be given $65,000,000 dollars.
I do not quite know how he will transfer the money to me. I'd best be sure to give him my social security number, as well as my bank account numbers and personal-identification number (aka - PIN).
Anyways, I replied to him just now and am now anxiously awaiting his instructions. So none of you greedy folks better mess this up for me. If you email my good friend Mr. David Major and attempt to usurp by money, by offering a better split (38/62, or 26.3/73.7 perhaps), I'll be wicked mad.
More details to come as Mr. David Major gets back to me.
As Dave Chappelle is wont to saying...I'M RICH, BEEATCH!
To the next step.
One.
2. Buy 86,666 iPods.
3. Or 3,270,440 orders of boneless buffalo wings from Chili's.
4. Put a down payment on a house in Rhode Island, the Cape, Sydney, Melbourne, Dublin, and Amsterdam.
5. This, times 26.
6. Three words: custom. made. suits.
7. Something sensible, like pay off my student loans and car...split the cash with my family and friends...invest a chunk in a long-term, high-yield CD while saving a bit to play around in the stock market.
Now, I'm sure you're asking yourself "why is he making grandiose plans with such a bundle of cah?"
The answer is simple: I got an email from a most trusted friend this morning. His name is Mr. David Major.
According to Mssr. Major, there was a terrible accident in January of 2004, and an individual died while leaving behind a tremendous fortune of $65,000,000.
Major emailed me today on my Hotmail account and wished for me to share in this great fortune. Take a look:
From : Mr David Major
Reply-To : davidmajor@i12.com
Sent : Tuesday, June 6, 2006 11:23 AM
Subject : PLEASE GET BACK TO ME
My Dear Friend,
I am Mr. David Major, the Auditor of United Bank for Africa Plc (U.B.A). I have an obscured business suggestion for you. One of our clients/personal friend, Late Mr. Kim Sean unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash on January 31st 2000 including his wife and
his only daughter.
Late Mr. Kim Sean is a foreigner and the manager of Granite Minning Nig, a chemical engineer by profession and he died since the year 2000. No other person knows about this account or
anything concerning it. After further investigation it was also discovered that Mr. Kim Sean's next of kin is his daughter who died with him, hence the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proves to me as well that his company does not know anything about this account and the amount involved is US$65m [Sixty five million Dollars].
I am contacting you to stand and act as the next of kin to Mr. Kim Sean. At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40% of the total amount, while 60% will be for me, and any
expenses which you and me may incur during the process of this transaction will also be
reconciled afterwards.
Let me have your confidential Telephone, Fax and mobile Numbers.
Yours Truly,
Mr. David Major
I wrote Mr. David Major back, telling him how delighted I was that he would pick me - ME! of all people - to be given $65,000,000 dollars.
I do not quite know how he will transfer the money to me. I'd best be sure to give him my social security number, as well as my bank account numbers and personal-identification number (aka - PIN).
Anyways, I replied to him just now and am now anxiously awaiting his instructions. So none of you greedy folks better mess this up for me. If you email my good friend Mr. David Major and attempt to usurp by money, by offering a better split (38/62, or 26.3/73.7 perhaps), I'll be wicked mad.
More details to come as Mr. David Major gets back to me.
As Dave Chappelle is wont to saying...I'M RICH, BEEATCH!
To the next step.
One.
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