Drinking Rudy Seanez into the game in the seventh inning. First two batters, two hard hit balls. One was scored "F8, RC." The other was scored "HR, 420'."

Beer me.

Again.

Royals lead 6-4 into the 8th.
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If you want a New England-biased football metaphor, this is the Buffalo Bills (Royals) taking a 21-7 lead on the Pats (the Sox) late in the third quarter on JP Losman's second TD pass.

If you want a Colonial American revolution metaphor, this is Aaron Burr on his seventh pace, ready to turn and fire towards Alexander Hamilton.

Shampoo.
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Your humble and obedient servant,  ¶ 11:03 PM