I'm Gonna Be a Millionaire
I spoke to my folks in the top of the 6th inning of tonight's Red Sox/Indians game.
I said to my Mom, "Manny is going to lead off the inning with a home run."
In the bottom of the 7th, Manny indeed led off the inning with a home run.
I went to Kampus Foods, a few blocks up the road, and bought Powerball tickets.
So, if I'm not at work tomorrow, you'll know I'm a millionaire. Forward my mail to:The TLBR Compound; Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean; Nantucket, MA, 02584
--or--TLBR; The Green Monster; 4 Yawkey Way, Boston, MA, 02215
Your humble and obedient servant,