Introducing Your Starting Pitcher for the Boston Red Sox...
...Julian Tavarez.
David Wells, tonight's probable starter, was just traded to the San Diego Padres in the first unofficial white flag being waved from 4 Yawkey Way.
And to make matters worse, Tavarez and the Sox will be facing Roy Halladay. And receiving Tavarez? Defensive gem Javy Lopez.
I'm watching this game tonight like some folks watch NASCAR: for the horrific crash and fires.
yh&os,