Panda Porn? This link was pointed out to me by a long-time reader here in the MKE area. Read it and then return to the discussion:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/CHINA_PANDA_DEATH?SITE=WIMIL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT



























(done reading? good...)

Ok, first off all...the photo to the right is not a penis. It's a panda cub. That, um, whatever it is...eventually becomes a big, black & white cuddly panda bear.

And secondly, did you catch the paragraph near the bottom? "Ya Ya was mated with 11-year-old Ling Ling from Wolong in April. The pandas watched a mating video before breeding."

Mating video...video of mating...pandas...panda porn?

Weird. And in the opinion of the valued reader who sent this in, "it's hot." (not to be confused the same phrase used by alleged California felon Paris Hilton)

If it is indeed panda porn, then do the "actors" have cool names like human porn? You know, like Nikki Coxx or Sinthia Simon. Would panda porn actors have some variation of "long," "dong," "wang," or "poon" in their stage names?

Or have I spent way too much time thinking about pandas fornicating?

(and yes, I'm still retired...)

yh&os,  ¶ 3:33 PM