Yeah, um, right. You just made 1.65 billion. Might be time to head to the Range Rover dealership. Might be time to call and see if South Beach is open (p.s. - I think it is. They don't close Florida.) Might be time to get Paris Hilton's cell number.
Or, at the very least, you might want to hold your "I'm rich, beeotch" celebratory lunch at someplace else OTHER than TGI Friday's (yeah, the red and white striped awnings sort of give it away.). Try Ruths Chris or something. But you have three commas and 10 figures now. Upgrade. (D-bags.)
In honor of your business deal, and the absolute dork-fest that was that video you just posted, Eric Cartman will now use your service to sing you a song.
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