1. Two horses walk into a bar and the barkeep says, "why the long face?"
2. How many actresses does it take to scare mice?
3. Is that an Adam's Apple?
4. Nice, nice, c'mon Renee, make love to the camera. Show me "deer in headlights."
5. Shoulder bones - muy sexy.
6. Como se dice "fugly?"
7. "and Sarah Jessica Parker, as Cruella DeVille."
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