So long, Joe. Hope they saved some copy paper boxes for you to clean out your locker and office.
Adios, Alex. See if Boras can get you a Barry Zito contract for some mid-level team, so that you hamstring the payroll and get your numbers while you waddle in mediocrity.
Jorge, Mo, Abreu...there's money elsewhere.
Hey Giambi - go to YouTube and look up "Marion Jones, confession." THAT'S how you do it.
And Rocket...glad you went out with a strikeout. And like an old man. Stay retired.