TLBR's Guide to getting out of jury duty
1. Ask the Court Clerk if you can get out of it.
2. Mention where you work.
3. Hand business card*; offer tickets.
4. Leave the courthouse.
(* if I had a business card ordered for me, it would have been my next logical step.)
I'm all about my civic duty, but I also have to design a cover.
Maybe I can have a contest - you design my media guide cover and if I like it, you win valuable prizes....like a business card, if I ever get them. Or free tickets to the Doodlebops in April. Or I'll write dirty limericks about you and post them here. Or a Dwyane Wade bobblehead.
Fire up your Photoshop and Illustrator programs and get at me, dog. Because I have the creativity of a foot right now.