Monday, November 27, 2006
TLBR's Guide to getting out of jury duty
1. Ask the Court Clerk if you can get out of it.
2. Mention where you work.
3. Hand business card*; offer tickets.
4. Leave the courthouse.
(* if I had a business card ordered for me, it would have been my next logical step.)
I'm all about my civic duty, but I also have to design a cover.
Maybe I can have a contest - you design my media guide cover and if I like it, you win valuable prizes....like a business card, if I ever get them. Or free tickets to the Doodlebops in April. Or I'll write dirty limericks about you and post them here. Or a Dwyane Wade bobblehead.
Fire up your Photoshop and Illustrator programs and get at me, dog. Because I have the creativity of a foot right now.
yh&os,
2. Mention where you work.
3. Hand business card*; offer tickets.
4. Leave the courthouse.
(* if I had a business card ordered for me, it would have been my next logical step.)
I'm all about my civic duty, but I also have to design a cover.
Maybe I can have a contest - you design my media guide cover and if I like it, you win valuable prizes....like a business card, if I ever get them. Or free tickets to the Doodlebops in April. Or I'll write dirty limericks about you and post them here. Or a Dwyane Wade bobblehead.
Fire up your Photoshop and Illustrator programs and get at me, dog. Because I have the creativity of a foot right now.
yh&os,
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I refuse to participate in any photoshop contests as I was jobbed in the last one.
Giving away a D-Wade bobble? Big mistake...
Giving away a D-Wade bobble? Big mistake...
# posted by 
: 5:12 PM
: 5:12 PM
make it easy on yourself, use a picture of last night's win over the gaels. you can take professional and personal satisfaction in that one.
# posted by : 5:53 PM
: 5:53 PM
JVet - You have about 500 engagement photos. I'm going to use one of those. I like the one by the tree, when the photog caught you mid-slap.
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